I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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