we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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