i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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