It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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