the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
is wine microwaveable?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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