pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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