Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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