Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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