He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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