Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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