He asked to "fluff my boner.."
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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