your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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