quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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