Duck Duck Cougar?
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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