Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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