walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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