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  Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"

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  i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way

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• 12:55 sounds kinda like Yoda. On that note, I once postponed sex to watch the speeder-bike scene in Jedi. Win/win for me.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:08pm

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• mmmm fucking against a wall...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:08pm

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• philly reps the pocketburger

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:11pm

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• I'm so proud to say this post is my best friend

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:26pm

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• I've had that shit happen before..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:26pm

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• Philly... please stop posting about how you are all whores and drug addicts.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:41pm

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• he was doing her a favor and she wanted to pay him back.clearly he wanted a burger

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:45am

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• "I really appreciate this" - what was it, a mercy screw or something?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:33pm

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• 1:33, I concur. Even in my most desperate hour have I ever said "I appreciate this" let alone inform a third party that I said that

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:02pm

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• of course crazy people live in the southern part of PA...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:06pm

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• Cheeseburgers lead to protein. Protein leads to strength. Strength leads to fucking against a wall power. Fucking against a wall power leads to you being happy. So he was actually looking out for your best interests.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:55pm

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• I don't know who I like more: 12:55 or the Cheeseburger guy.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:23pm

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• let the guy have his bacony goodness and blow him while he eats it..........10wins for everyone!!!!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:23pm

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• 12:55 - I love your logic.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:07pm

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• hilarious..sounds like shit that would happen to me

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:10pm

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• We men have needs beyond sex. Besides, even if you are in fact getting sex in exchange for something, I for one don't like hearing it put that way. Nicely played by this guy, though.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:50pm

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