Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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