They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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