I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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