Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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