nut hugger
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i think i have herpe
just one?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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