Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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