I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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