Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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