Can Purell be used as lube?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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