How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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