Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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