I look better un-naked...
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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