But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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