i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
ugly people sure do ruin things
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Just puked most of my soul out..
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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