I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
