i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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