I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
