whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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