I think im going to throw up on grandma
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You need a sexual gate keeper
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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