I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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