p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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