yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
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