i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Michael Bay diarrhea
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
