I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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