69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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