I'm jealous of your bromance
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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