Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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