Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
false alarm, still single
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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