he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I'm both gender and math confused
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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