Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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