Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
He better not be in your backpack
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I want a musical about memes.
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