Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
The Olympian is in my bed
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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