Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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