there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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