Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
