So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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