yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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