That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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