If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Randomize
