We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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